NYU Law Revue: We Didn’t Hear The Question

by Joshua Auriemma on March 11, 2009

For those of you who haven’t been exposed to the NYU Law Revue yet, this is a good ice-breaker.  I could deal without the exceptionally long credit intro, but the rest of it is exceptionally amusing because unfortunately it’s true.

We Didn’t Hear The Question sung to the tune of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start The Fire:”

I couldn’t find the lyrics online, so I transcribed them:

Daily Candy, Davit Latt
Talk to me on GChat
Pics on Flickr
Post on Eater
NYMag.com
Perez Hilton
Order Netflix
Check my email
Tagged in 8 pics
North of Houston
South of Houston
QWOP is the bomb!

Picture Book
Gawker
I’m a facebook stalker
Thrillist
Check Craigslist
“Take good notes I have to miss”
Fashionista
Twitter
Your ex-girlfriend’s bitter
What’s on BuzzFeed
Gothamist
3L Senioritis

We didn’t hear the question
Been too busy browsing
And online carousing
Please repeat the question
Won’t disable wifi
This class is just too dry

Ann Coulter
Maureen Dowd
Drudge Report
Talk of the Town
Wall Street Journal
The Observer
Freel Cell is tough

Email
SBA
Party’s on: it’s Thursday
IMDB
Wikipedia

Fantasy team
Lexis points to redeem
Sneak to Golding for a snack
High school wants its drama back
Facebook
I’m so bored
Menupages
YouPorn
HypeMachine: That’s obscene
Overheard in New York

We didn’t hear the question
Learning ’bout preemption
But the web’s too tempting
Please repeat the question
Won’t listen to the prof
Thank God for our laptops

Buy tickets on eBay
ESPN
Coach K
Page 2
March Madness
Check on the UConn Score
Puppycam
Defamer
I Can Haz Cheezburger
AIM — what a bore
No one IMs anymore

Funny Or Die
HuffPo
Volokh Conspiracy
Coast to Coast
Space Ghost
Becker
Posner
Blog posts
YouTube
I saw layoffs on Above the Law
Will Shortz crossword engrossed
I use seamless web most

We didn’t hear the question
Class is just too boring so we’re web exploring
Please repeat the question
Don’t know why we attend
Can get notes from a friend

Google Maps
HopStop
Where to make my train swap?
ShopBop, can’t pay
Where’s the Word of The Day?

JDate for the Hebrew Tribe
Match.com, see what’s inside
One drink, okay
EHarm must let in gays

Image search:  Colin Firth
View my house on Google Earth
WebMD: Diagnose
Class is over, adios!

We didn’t hear the question
Class is just so taxing, we prefer relaxing
We didn’t hear the question
Class just makes us yawn
But we don’t get called on.

We didn’t hear the question
We didn’t hear the question

I wish that we had a group like this at my school.  Keep it coming guys.

jillsomething