Comments on: 6 Most Evil Attorneys Ever

By: offwhiteblogger.com » Take St. John’s Wort For Haiti

offwhiteblogger.com » Take St. John’s Wort For Haiti — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:56:49 +0000

[...] I saw an interesting, farcical letter from the Devil to God/Pat Robertson that’s making the rounds. In it, Satan really jumps on the two Holy Men for associating Haiti’s problems with some sort of deal they made with The Angel Of The Bottomless Pit. After all, Satan says, when someone makes a deal with him, they get prizes! Women, money, skyscrapers, mansions, the ability to play the guitar like Clapton; it’s all good in this life, you just have to pay up at the end of it. No way, says Old Scratch, that he has anything to do with a deal that would subject Haiti to 80% poverty, AIDS, cholera, dictatorships, hurricanes, filth, shantytowns, and then a devastating thrust-fault earthquake! He might be the Overlord of the Underworld, but he understands a contract, every bit as much as his protoges in the legal profession. [...]

By: armando

armando — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:49:17 +0000

you forgot the lawyer played by sean penn opposite al pacino in carlito’s way. hey…do you see the al pacino connection to evil lawyers? coincidence?

By: Joshua Auriemma

Joshua Auriemma — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:27:55 +0000

Welcome to the club, buddy!

By: Joshua Auriemma

Joshua Auriemma — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:27:26 +0000

Haha, that’s kind of funny. Kudos too because he actually was also a pretty badass attorney :p

By: Kim

Kim — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:06:53 +0000

Look, whatever she is, demon, robot, strange result of the frenzied passion between a man and his Rolodex, I want her in my office so she can do my indexing for me so that I can get other stuff done.

Is it too much to ask for just one little minion??

By: smcgilvray

smcgilvray — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:57:03 +0000

Little known fact: Lindsey McDonald went to my law school. I think they showed his diploma once or something, but he is listed as a notable alumni on wikipedia.

By: Joshua Auriemma

Joshua Auriemma — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:53:05 +0000

She’s a robot :x

By: Even More of Me | Semantic Drift

Even More of Me | Semantic Drift — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:30:16 +0000

[...] my first post over there is a listing of the Most Evil Lawyers from film and television. When I found at that maybe people don’t like lawyers and there were [...]

By: Kim

Kim — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:47:31 +0000

I think only you and I and a small-to-medium section of the internet know how awesome Christian Kane really is. To the rest of the world, that question makes NO sense.

However… in watching Angel this morning while getting ready to go to work, I came to the conclusion that I would really, really, REALLY love to have their Files and Records “Department.”*

And now, I’m afraid, it’s back to work for me, because I’m not a Seriously Evil Attorney, and have no minions to do my work for me.

* When I say “Department,” clearly, I mean the woman (or whatever she is) that is LITERALLY an index to every bit of information contained in every single file and could have done in five seconds what it took me 6.75 hours yesterday to do.

By: Joshua Auriemma

Joshua Auriemma — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:39:40 +0000

But Wolfram & Hart hired Kane, so they can’t all be bad, right??