Vince Shlomi Arrested For ShamPOWing Prostitute
Everyone’s least favorite infomercial guy has been making the internet rounds for his arrest in California last month.

From the affadavit:
Def. and Co-Def apparently met at luigis nightclub located at 2377 Collins Ave. Def and Co-Def both went to the Def’s hotel room located at 2001 Collins Ave room #512. While inside the room Def. stated that he kissed the Co-Def when all of a sudden the Co-Def bit his tongue and would not let go. Def stated that he punched the Co-Def several times until the Co-Def released his tongue. Co-Def sustained a large laceration to her right side of her lip/mouth, lacerations all over her face including several facial fractures. While further speaking with Def. he stated that he paid to Co-Def approx One Thousand dollars in twenties after the Co-Def propositioned him for straight sex. Def. states this after he was read Miranda per cord. Search incident to arrest $930.00 were discovered inside Co-Def’s purse. Money was impounded into property . . . .

Some thoughts that occur to me:
1. Who carries around $1000 in cash? Oh right, the guy stealing stupid peoples’ money with a non-functional product.
2. Was Vince attempting to impress the nice police officers by rounding UP on the amount of money he paid?
3. What is going on in California where people are paying $1000 for sex from a club prostitute? A quick Craigslist check reveals that he should have been aiming for $200ish.
4. Vince Schlomi looks a lot like Willem Dafoe in his mugshot.
5. I’m amused that he stayed in room 2^9 for purely geeky reasons
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…this gives me a sudden urge to buy mighty putty, ka-boom, or anything else Billy Mays has sold.
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According to the Smoking Gun documents, the second affadavit says she *intentionally* bit his tongue. There’s no disagreement.
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Joshua Auriemma Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 4:47 am
Oh, good call — that was my error in transcribing. Thanks for pointing it out.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham5.html for people interested in reading the second affidavit in its entirety.
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(6) Her shirt is inside out in the mugshot
(7) Tag line for his product: “You’ll Say WOW Every Time!(R)”
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Deana Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
(6) and backwards…
I wonder how much body sweat the ShamWOW can suck up?
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I just found this out today lol , while i was searching stuff on the net i ended up to this , i knew there was something wrong with that creep.
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