Free Representation Through Dating Websites

by Joshua Auriemma on February 19, 2009

Apparently the hip new way to get free representation for your patent dispute is by spamming law students on internet dating websites.

Background:  Around 2006 I created an OkCupid account to “meet ladies.”  I’m no longer looking for a “lady friend” but I update my profile periodically for no good reason.  The most current version briefly talks about my interest in patents and intellectual property.

I was a bit surprised to log into my email account a few minutes ago to see a notification of a new message on OkCupid.  Curious, I logged in to see the following message waiting for me:

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They all want money!  Can you believe such ridiculous assertions?  I was going to come up with something witty to lead into his profile, but really, res ipsa loquitur.

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Right.  I guess that could be why they never write back.  Occam’s Razor says that it’s probably because you’re kind of crazy.

As I flipped through the rest of the profile, I kept marking things to illustrate here.  However, there was so much amazing material that I thought I would just recreate the listing anonymously.

Without further adieu, click here for the full listing.  Good news ladies: if you’ll litigate his patents, he’s definitely available.  I refuse to make any joke about 40 Year Old Virgin being one of his favorite movies.

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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Air Purifiers : October 31, 2010 at 10:53 pm

there are so many dating websites these days and it is a very profitable business too “

Beverage Dispenser · November 3, 2010 at 12:22 pm

internet dating is just very common these days because people are mostly online today :

Double Headboard December 2, 2010 at 12:23 am

of course internet dating is the trend these days, you can meet lots of people on the internet *”-

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